UUFLG Facebook Discussion

Hi friends,

I'm leading the Humor service this Sunday, and as I haven't received many jokes, I thought I'd post some and see if anyone would like to tell a few at the service. Please let me know!

What is the tallest building in the entire world?
The library, because it has so many stories.

What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips!

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn’t"

What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications

2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?". The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!".
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There is an important discussion happening within our faith about white supremacy and the need to do better as UU's. This panel looks great and I look forward to hearing more from the people of color in our organization. ...

We are so excited to announce the full panel for Apr 23 #BLUUWhoseFaith Online Discussion - RSVP: bit.ly/RSVPBLUUWhoseFaith

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Dear Friends, do you have a favorite joke?

We are accepting submissions for our April 2nd joke service, and deeply hope that YOU will participate!

Please send along your proposed joke to Alison Hurwitz!

Blessings!
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I post this not as your minister, but as a community member.

if it wasn't so sad, I'd say this would be a great addition to our JOKE service for April Fools!
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Dear friends! If you have a joke that you'd like to share at our April 2nd service, please send it along to Alison Hurwitz for approval!

thanks for participating!
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Valuable info for all UU families: ...

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Reminder! Coming up this Weekend!

(also, do remember that UUFLG members do not pay for these classes - so it's a great value!)

Please mark 'going' if you can make it!
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Easy Tai Chi - Health and Self Defense for every body

March 25, 2017, 2:00pm - March 25, 2017, 6:00pm

The fluid movements of Tai Chi are widely known to promote health and peace of mind, but it is also a practical art of personal self-defense. In this two part class, we’ll study first the forms and breathing to create peace within, and then we’ll move on to study some practical applications of these movements for helping keep us safe on the outside. Attendees are welcome to attend either hour-long section of class, or to both, for best results! Suggested donation: $20 - no one will be turned away for lack of funds!

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Compassionate Communication - how to connect with anyone!

March 17, 2017, 7:00pm - March 17, 2017, 11:00pm

This class is about how *anyone* can learn to talk with *anyone*. We all fall into different types. Some are introverts and some extroverts, some have specific political or religious ideologies. Some people need special care around certain topics. In this class, we'll learn ways to use our *own* strengths to make a heartfelt connection with another, no matter what "type" they may fall into. If you're an introvert and want skills for knowing how to start or stay in a conversation, this class is for you. If you're an extrovert who wants to learn to have a deeper impact in the way you share, or care for those with more sensitive nervous systems, this is a great opportunity. If you're looking for new ways to make connections with others, no matter who you are, or who they are, this is the class for you! Hope to see you there!

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I'm a very soul-full person, in general. But I'm feeling this ever so strongly of late.

Your thoughts???
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I was very grateful to see you all even though we "lost" an hour on Sunday 😀 ...

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Short, beautiful video
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Sarah Ditzler shared First Unitarian Church of Dallas's photo to the group: UUFLG discussion on FaceBook. ...

Henry remembers that tomorrow is Spring Forward. Henry won't be late to church. Be like Henry!

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I'm getting very inspired today about this event that Alison Hurwitz and I are facilitating in just a couple weeks.

If you think this kind of discussion is valuable, would you please share the flyer I'm attaching below, or the FB event?

Thanks for all you do to make the world a better place!
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